I'm sorry. I just can't do it anymore...
It's not you, it's me... (and by that I really mean you)
This relationship is not going to work.
I can't live like this! *bowed head*
You were a friend to me.
You are now my enemy...
This adoration is like a roller coaster I can't get off.
You betrayed me.
You made me the victim.
You lied to me. Decieved me...
...
...
I trusted you!
Nevertheless, you played and toyed with my emotions...
And not just me, but everyone around me...
You revealed that what I thought was beautiful,
Was ugly.
And what you thought was beautiful was worthwhile...
Feh.
I can't believe I'm going to put up with you much longer than this.
...
Why..?

DAMN IT KISHIMOTO-SENSEI!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE DANZO SIXTH HOKAGE?!?!

WAS NARUTO'S WISH THAT HARD TO GRANT?!

WHY THE HELL DID YOU MAKE ITACHI LOVING, BEFORE HE DIED?! NOW I FEEL BAD...

WHY THE FUDGENUTS IS SASUKE-SAN, SO DAMN CRUEL?!
DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PEPPER SPRAY...!

WHY IS THERE A FREAKING POSSIBILITY THAT TSUNADE-SAMA IS GOING TO DIE?!

IF NOT NARUTO, BE HOKAGE THEN WHY NOT SOMEONE WHO ISN'T THE BAD GUY?!

I KNOW JIRAYA'S TOO PERVY.
I KNOW KAKSHI-SENSEI'S SO DANG LAZY.
I KNOW TSUNADE GAMBLES TOO MUCH.
I KNOW ASUMA-SENSEI SMOKED TOO MUCH. (may he rest in peace...)
I KNOW OROCHIMARU IS TOO FREAKING EVIL.
I KNOW KONOHAMARU IS TOO DARN IMMATURE.
I KNOW SAKURA IS TOO EMOTIONAL.
I KNOW SASUKE IS A POWER-HUNGRY PSYCHO.
I KNOW NARUTO IS PRETTY DAMN DENSE TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE.
BUT HEY AT LEAST HE'S TRYING!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOW HINATA IS TOO FREAKING SHY.
I KNOW KIBA IS TOO DAMN COCKY.
I KNOW SHINO IS SO DAMN FREAKIER THAN GAARA.
I KNOW INO IS TOO DUMB. (no offense)
I KNOW SHIKAMARU IS SO DAMN LAZY. (but I still love you, Shika!)
I KNOW KANKURO IS SO DARN MOODY.
I KNOW TEMARI IS SO DARN DANGEROUS. (but we still love her.)
I KNOW GAARA ALREADY DOESN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP AS IT IS.

I KNOW CHIYO WAS SO DARN CREEPY. (may she rest in peace...)
I KNOW KARIN IS SO FREAKING STUPID AND SNOBBY.
I KNOW ITACHI WAS SO FREAKING MEAN. (may he rest in peace...)
I KNOW KABUTO LOOKS SO FREAKING GAY. (no offense..)
I KNOW CHOJI CAN'T SEE HIS TOES. (we still love you. Yay Choji-san!!)
I KNOW KURENAI'S GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME. (we all are. you're not alone...)
I KNOW SHIZUNE IS A WIMP.
I KNOW TSUNADE IS SCARIER THAN MY MOTHER.
I KNOW TSUNADE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.
BUT SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO DIE!! (please don't let her die...)

I KNOW SAI HAS A FREAKY SMILE AND KEEPS CALLING NARUTO-SAN "PENIS-LESS" (LOL) AND I KNOW HE IS PART OF THE ANBU ROOT.

I KNOW SORA WAS TOO DIM TO HAVE A LIGHT BULB FLICKER OVER HIS HEAD.
I KNOW IRUKA-SENSEI IS TOO CARING.
I KNOW EBISU-SENSEI IS TOO FREAKING PERVERTED.
I KNOW THE SOUND FOUR IS TOO MESSED UP IN THE HEAD. (no offense. you guys are awesome.)
I KNOW I'M DEFINITELY NOT SUITED TO BECOME HOKAGE. (even though I may have potential...)
I KNOW YOUR ASSISSTANTS CAN'T DO THE JOB, BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKING BUSY.
I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE BUSY TOO, BUT...
...
...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*huffing and pufing*

YOU BETTER MAKE UZUMAKI NARUTO THE NANADAIME OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN, WHEN I BECOME FAMOUS AND GO TO JAPAN AS ONE OF THE YOUNGEST NON- JAPANESE, NON-MALE, AMERICAN, ARTIST/ANIMATOR/SOCCER PLAYER/SWIMMER/MANGA READER/ A LOT OF OTHER STUFF!!

EXPECT IT TO BE WITHIN 1-3 YEARS TIME.
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.
THAT'S A PROMISE OF A LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!